Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Overheard at the Hotel



Int. Bathroom - Day

An elderly woman with a cane stands above a middle-aged maintenance man. He’s installing a handle on the side of a tub so she can get in and out of the bath with greater ease.
Elderly Woman: You make sure you put that on tight.
Maintenance Man: Yeah, yeah.
Elderly Woman: Don’t you yeah, yeah me. I’ve already broken my leg twice. The doctor says if I break it again he’ll have to cut it off.
Maintenance Man: You’re lucky you’re not a horse. They would have shot you the first time.

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